100 Days Project

Ben: 100 Writings / 100 Opening Guitar Hooks

various, random creative expressions / writings, inspired partially by 100 popular songs (songs that somewhat begin with a leading hook of a guitar.)

Day 8:

“Doo Wop” (2006) by The Sugars

“Doo Wop” (2006) by The Sugars

Doo Wop, Doo Wop: A poem

Lucy likes it on top
She did it with a cop
To bribe him for her crop
The charges were later dropped
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Terrence is a milksop
Better known as a dandy fop
His old man said, ‘You better stop
Wearing your mother s tank top!’
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Someone stole Yvonne’s laptop
That she forgot outside the duty free shop
Thieves are cunts – full stop
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Karen had a joypop
Then she danced, bopped and hopped
She even did the Fosbury Flop
Whilst they were playing Hip Hop
She kept dancing, even when the music stopped
Then she jumped off the rooftop
Doo Wop Doo Wop
Call A Taxi – Co Op!
Karen has obviously flopped
Driver, we gonna have to make a request stop
She got out and spewed on the local chip shop
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Amber works at a knocking shop
Slurping random lollipops
First Pop / Then Flop
But Amber cleans up like a mop
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Benecia hangs around the Op Shop
But she doesnt actually shop
Neither window shop
She's one of those, one-stop-shops!
When no one's looking - She'll frop!
Bennecia, you fucking wop!
It was you that stole Yvonne's laptop
Thieves are cunts - full stop
Doo Wop Doo Wop

A rabbi and a bishop
Even the right honourable Sir Michael McKillop
She's even done an entire barbershop
Amber works hard, non-stop
What a trollop
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Janice likes to eavesdrop
On her flatmates banging on the doorstop
Wallop, Wallop, Thop, Thop, Thop
They make love like a Bull in a China Shop
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Bernadette is a sneaky bellhop
Working at Hotel Heslop
She'll hook you up with an acid drop
And two free tickets to the Big Top
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Eugene went to the bathroom - Plop!
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Geoffrey is a plump, disgusting, lazy slop
He puts chocolate between two pieces of Tip Top
He pours tomato sauce over scallops
He pours chocolate sauce over his gumdrops
You can imagine the way his belly flops
Watching exercise infomercials on the TV on his desktop
“I wish my abs were flat top –
but I, in fact, only wish I could just get up!"
Tear drop
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Judy doesn t want to play Prop
She likes winger, doesn t want to swap
With one hook, she made her coach drop
He let Judy save herself from Prop
But eventually had to go in for an Op
Doo Wop Doo Wop

Lilly's horse is called Billy Bop
She loves it when he goes Clop Clop
She loves to make him gallop
She loves to make him bunny hop
She loves to whip him a wallop
One day she came out of his stable, on the side of her mouth - a dollop
W ...
T ...
F ...
... I hope not!
Lilly very much loves her Billy Bop
Doo Wop Doo Wop