100 Days Project

Ben: 100 Writings / 100 Opening Guitar Hooks

various, random creative expressions / writings, inspired partially by 100 popular songs (songs that somewhat begin with a leading hook of a guitar.)

Day 66:

“Sick Of Myself” (1995) by Matthew Sweet

“Sick Of Myself” (1995) by Matthew Sweet

 

Well, I just googled myself.  And apparently:
*     I scored a try for Hamilton Boys’ High School last year.  We beat Napier Boys’ High School 39-6.
*     I died … and my headstone’s an advertisement for a company that sells Memorial Plaques.
*     I’m a Christian Musician with three kids, living in Florida.
*     I attend Marcellin College in Melbourne (Funnily enough I also went to the same high school, but the version in Auckland.)
*     I’m from Fiji, currently living in New York, with my girlfriend Sarah.
*     Live in Townsville, graduated from Nowra TAFE with a degree in Marketing, where I now work at South Pacific Fisheries in Townsville.
*     I'm an assistant coach for the Senior womens' Outrigger World Sprints team.  Looks like our team got Silver.  But having said that, I must be worth being a coach coz last year, in the Masters Category, I came first in an Outrigger 24 kilometer relay race at Takapuna in 2011.  (That’s funny, coz I haven’t been to the Gym in a year.)
*     I’ve been thanked for being involved with a Parents and Teachers community event in Juneau, Alaska
*     Mum christened me last year … I’m 11 months years old.
*     I’m a Safety Department Manager, working for Downer New South Wales.
*     I’m a karate championship for 8 year olds in Russia.  (God, what a bully I am!)
*     Run a specialist car import service in Los Angeles
*     Died in 1898
and
*     A gourmet specialty in Indonesia (I wonder what I taste like?) 

(I haven’t achieved anything in my life, compared to my fellow homonyms!)