100 Days Project

Ben: 100 Writings / 100 Opening Guitar Hooks

various, random creative expressions / writings, inspired partially by 100 popular songs (songs that somewhat begin with a leading hook of a guitar.)

Day 23:

“Hey Ladies” (1989) by the Beastie Boys

“Hey Ladies” (1989) by the Beastie Boys


HEY LADIES! I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get! ;-]

HEY LADIES! I don’t bite, you know … unless it’s called for! ;-]

HEY LADIES! Let’s cut the foreplay. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight … so you might as well be there to enjoy it. ;-]

HEY LADIES! Nice legs; what time do they open? ;-]

HEY LADIES! Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna go home with me? ;-]

HEY LADIES! I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. ;-]

HEY LADIES! Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. ;-]

HEY LADIES! Do you sleep on your chest? No? May I? ;-]

HEY LADIES! Have you got any Italian in you? Would ya like some? ;-]

HEY LADIES! Perhaps you don't know me? My name is Mr Right. ;-]

HEY LADIES! How do you take your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? ;-]

HEY LADIES! That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? ;-]

HEY LADIES! Hi, my name is John. Remember it please because you'll be screaming it a lot tonight! ;-]

HEY LADIES! Hey, can I borrow your phone? I just gotta ring my mum and tell her that I’ve met the most beautiful woman I have ever met. ;-]

HEY LADIES! I lost my number. Can I have yours? ;-]

HEY LADIES! Baby, if you were words on paper - you'd be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine print! ;-]

HEY LADIES! I love every bone in your body – especially mine ;-]

HEY LADIES! You must be Jamaican, because ‘Jamaican’ me crazy! ;-]

HEY LADIES! Fuck me if I'm wrong, but – Is your name Minerva? ;-]

HEY LADIES! Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was a Braille name tag. ;-]

HEY LADIES! Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long ;-]

HEY LADIES! You’re like a great piece of art, you know that? I’d loved to nail you against the wall. ;-]

HEY LADIES! You know that dress looks very becoming of you … but if I were … on you …. I'd be coming, too ;-]

HEY LADIES! I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house ;-]

HEY LADIES! Are you a hammer? Cause I could bang you … all … day …. long! ;-]

(I'm just playing, ladies. You know I love ya :-) )