100 Days Project

Ben: 100 Writings / 100 Opening Guitar Hooks

various, random creative expressions / writings, inspired partially by 100 popular songs (songs that somewhat begin with a leading hook of a guitar.)

Day 2:

“Throw The ‘R’ Away” (1987) by the Proclaimers

“Throw The ‘R’ Away” (1987) by the Proclaimers


(Irvine Welsh’ing the Lyrics)
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Alf bin sho shaad / Shints yeu shed mah arkshent wash baad /
Hee’s worn ar fruun / dis Colorduunyan clune /

Arm josh goona alf da lyn da heshateat / Do meek shoor mah wards /
Un yeur Shackson airs don greet /
Bhut ar wooden nu ar shingul word da shay /
Uf ar flaa’n ul da vows / Unda drew da Ar eway

Shom daes ar staan / Un yeur green un plesunt lund
How deer ish ya fece / One mah dicshon is sooch’a dishgrash
(Uuugh)
Arm josh goona alf da lyn da heshateat /
(Ugh)
Do meek shoor mah wards /
Un yeur Shackson airs don greet /
Bhut ar wooden nu ar shingul word da shay /
Uf ar flaa’n ul da vows / Unda drew da Ar eway

Yeu shay dat if’a I worn’a gut ahard / Da lungwich ar yeu shood ba luffa dud /
Ut dooshen pleesh yer air /
(Daat’s a pitty / dat’s a pitty)

Un do ya tull ut laika leegpool / Ut sheems yeur shtul foola Joan Bool /
Yeu josh refeush da air /

Uh wot khanna do / Do bee ondershtood bah yeu /
Per’aaps feur shom muney / Arka talk laika bee t’ribbin ‘oney /
(Arrrrrrrgh)
Arm josh goona alf da lyn da heshateat
(Heear) /
Do meek shoor mah wards /
Un yeur Shackson airs don greet / Bhut ar wooden nu ar shingul word da shay /
Uf ar flaa’n ul da vows / Unda drew da Ar eway

Yeu shay dat if’a I worn’a gut ahard / Da lungwich ar yeu shood ba luffa dud /
Ut dooshen pleesh yer air /
(Uh / Uh / Uhh-)
Un do ya tull ut laika leegpool / I thunk yeur shtul foola Joan Bool /
Yeu josh refeush da air /

Hee’s bin sho shaad / Kosh yeu shed he’sh arkshent wash baad /
Hee’s worn ar fruun / dis Colorduunyan clune /

Arm josh goona alf da lyn da heshateat / Do meek shoor mah wards /
Un yeur Shackson airs don greet / Bhut ar wooden nu ar shingul word da shay /
Uf ar flaa’n ul da vows / Unda drew da Ar eway
Uf ar flaa’n ul da vows / Unda drew da Ar eway
Uf ar flaa’n ul da vows / Unda drew da Arrrrrrrrr
Ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay